BTW: I love Ruby more than any other thing I have loved earlier.
I expect to extend my relationship with Ruby in the future, getting
married,
having children… etc.
Ruby is like Britney Spears.
The only faintly positive resemblance I can muster is that you are
placing Ruby as a potential, symbolic “mistress” for your future wife
to
get annoyed with, as your attention span wanders elsewhere, and an
obsession that will eventually cause divorce.
My wife already looks at me funny whenever I go to the Sydney Ruby SIG,
regardless of my vehement claims we’re just a bunch of beer drinking
computer geeks 