during a few bored moments last night i wrote some code to make this:
ruby -e "p ((((((((((((((((?A)-?L)-?E)%?X)/?A)-?N)*?D)%?E)%?R)*?K)-?E)*?L)-?L)/?E)*?T)/?T)"
from a name;
first put in your name or whatever:
g="ALEXANDERKELLETT";c=0;loop{t=[];v=(g.unpack"c*").inject{|s,n|l=%w(+ * - / %)[rand 5];t<<l;;break if (l=="/"||l=="%")&&n==0;s.__send__ l,n};if v==666;puts "got it in #{c} tries! with #{t.join}";break;end;c+=1}
then make l the output of above:
l="--%/-*%%*-*-/*/";t=0;h=("ALEXANDERKELLETT".unpack"c*").map{|b|s="?"+b.chr+")"+l[t,1];t+=1;s}.join;"("*(l.size+1)+h
and you'll get your string 
some ain't possible. i guess those people are pure or something 
Alex
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p ((((((((((((((((?A)-?L)-?E)%?X)/?A)-?N)*?D)%?E)%?R)*?K)-?E)*?L)-?L)/?E)*?T)/?T)
