What did the Rubyist say to the duck?
"What type are you?"
What did the duck say back?
"Does it matter?"
T.
What did the Rubyist say to the duck?
"What type are you?"
What did the duck say back?
"Does it matter?"
To quack or not to quack, that is the question.
O:-)
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From: "Trans" <transfire@gmail.com>
Trans wrote:
What did the Rubyist say to the duck?
"What type are you?"
What did the duck say back?
"Does it matter?"
T.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To respond to the other method.
That, and the chicken retired.
- Dan
Daniel Berger wrote:
Why did the duck cross the road?
There was an instance of road, an instance of duck and an instance of
farmer who planned to make an instance of duck soup for dinner.
Daniel Berger wrote:
Why did the duck cross the road?
To respond to the other method.
Q. How many ducks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. (0..4). 1.to_f, 2.to_s, and (0..2).to_a
Because road.is_a? Crossable returned true.
Sam
If a duck quacks in the woods... Does anyone.respond_to? his calls?
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On Dec 10, 2005, at 1:47 PM, Daniel Berger wrote:
Trans wrote:
What did the Rubyist say to the duck?
"What type are you?"
What did the duck say back?
"Does it matter?"
T.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To respond to the other method.
That, and the chicken retired.
- Dan
In ObjectSpace, nobody can hear you quack.
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On 10 déc. 05, at 23:27, Ezra Zygmuntowicz wrote:
If a duck quacks in the woods... Does anyone.respond_to? his calls?
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You guys are Quacking me up. This is riDuckulous!
Anyhoo, a Javadroid would say "What type are you?" and the Ruby duck would give that reply.
A Rubyist would say, "If I asked you to Quack, would you respond?" Or using the postfix "unless"...
"Quickly Quack unless have Qualms!"
...and promptly get nibbled to death by Ducks.
I'll Quit now and go Quietly with no more Quirks.
John Carter Phone : (64)(3) 358 6639
Tait Electronics Fax : (64)(3) 359 4632
PO Box 1645 Christchurch Email : john.carter@tait.co.nz
New Zealand
Carter's Clarification of Murphy's Law.
"Things only ever go right so that they may go more spectacularly wrong later."
From this principle, all of life and physics may be deduced.
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On Sun, 11 Dec 2005, Ezra Zygmuntowicz wrote:
On Dec 10, 2005, at 1:47 PM, Daniel Berger wrote:
Trans wrote:
What did the Rubyist say to the duck?
"What type are you?"
What did the duck say back?
"Does it matter?"
T.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To respond to the other method.
That, and the chicken retired.
- Dan
If a duck quacks in the woods... Does anyone.respond_to? his calls?
Java: What type are you?
public final class Duck extends AbstractAnimal implements MayQuack, CanSwim
AbstractAnimal extends Lifeform
Lifeform extends Object
oh, well... hail to type-safety 
just say quack, god-damn-it !
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On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 20:55:14 +0100, John Carter <john.carter@tait.co.nz> wrote:
On Sun, 11 Dec 2005, Ezra Zygmuntowicz wrote:
On Dec 10, 2005, at 1:47 PM, Daniel Berger wrote:
Trans wrote:
What did the Rubyist say to the duck?
"What type are you?"
What did the duck say back?"Does it matter?"
T.Why did the duck cross the road?
To respond to the other method.
That, and the chicken retired.
- DanIf a duck quacks in the woods... Does anyone.respond_to? his calls?
You guys are Quacking me up. This is riDuckulous!
Anyhoo, a Javadroid would say "What type are you?" and the Ruby duck would give that reply.
A Rubyist would say, "If I asked you to Quack, would you respond?" Or using the postfix "unless"...
"Quickly Quack unless have Qualms!"
...and promptly get nibbled to death by Ducks.
I'll Quit now and go Quietly with no more Quirks.
John Carter Phone : (64)(3) 358 6639
Tait Electronics Fax : (64)(3) 359 4632
PO Box 1645 Christchurch Email : john.carter@tait.co.nz
New ZealandCarter's Clarification of Murphy's Law.
"Things only ever go right so that they may go more spectacularly wrong later."
From this principle, all of life and physics may be deduced.
"What's in a Type? That which we call a Duck
by any other class identifier would quack as loudly."
Even Shakespeare got it.
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