Ruby is in Grave Danger!

And Oracle would sue us!

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On Thu, Aug 12, 2010 at 7:54 AM, Benoit Daloze <eregontp@gmail.com> wrote:

On 12 August 2010 10:51, R.. Kumar 1.9.1 OSX <sentinel1879@gmail.com> wrote:

Gregory Brown wrote:

Dear Friends,

I have received an ominous message from the future. We should take
this seriously, as it could determine the fate of our Ruby lives as we
know them!

This is terrifying!
Maybe we should go back to Java (the New Age Cobol) to save our lives.
--

Never! I'd rather die !

--
Rick DeNatale

Blog: http://talklikeaduck.denhaven2.com/
Github: http://github.com/rubyredrick
Twitter: @RickDeNatale
WWR: http://www.workingwithrails.com/person/9021-rick-denatale
LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/rickdenatale

I am unsure what, if any role Julian has in all of this. However, I
have heard rumors that discussions are happening using an old,
somewhat backwards live communication technology, hidden in plain
sight. I have not yet found it myself, but I imagine that if one
does, they will be able to gain a greater understanding of the
magnitude of this event.

-greg

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On Wed, Aug 11, 2010 at 4:57 PM, andrew mcelroy <sophrinix@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, Aug 11, 2010 at 3:50 PM, Gregory Brown

And I suppose you are going to tell us that Jullian Assange from this
future you speak of?
All of a sudden insurance.aes256 makes a lot more sense. At 1.4 GB it
must be the smalltalk image.

Interesting thought! I dare not venture into their world myself. Can
someone investigate and report back?

-greg

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On Aug 11, 5:29 pm, Alex Stahl <ast...@hi5.com> wrote:

Sounds like an IRC channel.

Or a BBS

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On 8/11/2010 3:29 PM, Alex Stahl wrote:

Sounds like an IRC channel.

Sounds like an IRC channel.

> Where can we find these #COBOTS ? :slight_smile:

I searched on twitter to no avail. We should look elsewhere, I
suppose. Somewhere ancient.

Shall I mention the unmentionables?

I've seen this sort of "smoke screen-ery" before.
It went by a name which failed it to substantiate
and took up way too much mailing list space.

It was the only github project I've yet to see to have far more
written about it than actual executable code.
Please tell me this is all an elaborate PR stunt to roll out a better
Ruby interpreter.

Andrew McElroy

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On Wed, Aug 11, 2010 at 4:29 PM, Alex Stahl <astahl@hi5.com> wrote:

On Wed, 2010-08-11 at 16:25 -0500, Gregory Brown wrote:

On Aug 11, 5:21 pm, Benoit Daloze <erego...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 11 August 2010 22:35, Gregory Brown <gregory.t.br...@gmail.com> wrote:

-greg

No worries. I shall fear Duke Nukem... Forever.

-greg

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On Aug 11, 5:54 pm, "Joseph E. Savard" <joseph.sav...@sabre- holdings.com> wrote:

OK Greg, you're your passion is to compelling.. Im in! :slight_smile:

I still think you need to be wary of Duke!

Indeed. COBOPERATOR1 liked my COBOL program, but said he can't play
with me till COBOCOP says it's ok. Then he really got upset when I
threatened to kill COBOCOP.

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On 8/11/2010 4:25 PM, Javier wrote:

On Aug 11, 3:15 pm, Gregory Brown <gregory.t.br...@gmail.com> wrote:
  

On Aug 11, 5:51 pm, Joel VanderWerf <joelvanderw...@gmail.com> wrote:

Gregory Brown wrote:
      

The evil #COBOTS have taken over the programming world and aim to rule
it with an iron fist.
        
COllaborative roBOTS ???
[http://lims.mech.northwestern.edu/\]
      

Sadly, I doubt that these robots are collaborative. They are COBOL
Robots. Pair programming was not popular in the past, so I doubt it
will be in the future.
    

#COBOTS on irc.freenode.net has mean bots that yell at you when you
try to say anything! Not cool, COBOTS. Not cool.

I hope it's _why. I miss that guy.

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On Fri, Aug 13, 2010 at 9:50 AM, Rick DeNatale <rick.denatale@gmail.com>wrote:

On Thu, Aug 12, 2010 at 7:54 AM, Benoit Daloze <eregontp@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 12 August 2010 10:51, R.. Kumar 1.9.1 OSX <sentinel1879@gmail.com> > wrote:
>> Gregory Brown wrote:
>>> Dear Friends,
>>>
>>> I have received an ominous message from the future. We should take
>>> this seriously, as it could determine the fate of our Ruby lives as we
>>> know them!
>>
>> This is terrifying!
>> Maybe we should go back to Java (the New Age Cobol) to save our lives.
>> --
>
> Never! I'd rather die !

And Oracle would sue us!

--
Rick DeNatale

Blog: http://talklikeaduck.denhaven2.com/
Github: rubyredrick (Rick DeNatale) · GitHub
Twitter: @RickDeNatale
WWR: http://www.workingwithrails.com/person/9021-rick-denatale
LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/rickdenatale

Rick Denatale wrote:

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On Thu, Aug 12, 2010 at 7:54 AM, Benoit Daloze <eregontp@gmail.com> > wrote:

--

Never! I'd rather die !

And Oracle would sue us!

And Google would save us :frowning:

Here's more details: COBOL ON COGS
--
Posted via http://www.ruby-forum.com/\.

Sounds like an IRC channel.

Or a BBS

Or a Conference... I see what you did

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On Wed, Aug 11, 2010 at 5:02 PM, Walton Hoops <me@waltonhoops.com> wrote:

On 8/11/2010 3:29 PM, Alex Stahl wrote:

I wish it were. But I assure you, it is far more grave than that.

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On Aug 11, 6:13 pm, andrew mcelroy <sophri...@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, Aug 11, 2010 at 4:29 PM, Alex Stahl <ast...@hi5.com> wrote:

I've seen this sort of "smoke screen-ery" before.
It went by a name which failed it to substantiate
and took up way too much mailing list space.

It was the only github project I've yet to see to have far more
written about it than actual executable code.
Please tell me this is all an elaborate PR stunt to roll out a better
Ruby interpreter.

Whatever it is, it's not responding to my apt-get command. You should
lend your collective brainpower in the #COBOTS channel.

Well, here's what I can tell you... COBOPERATOR1 will take full COBOL
programs... example try putting in:
COBOPERATOR1: IDENTIFICATION DIVISION. PROGRAM-ID. HELLO-WORLD.
PROCEDURE DIVISION. DISPLAY "Hello World". STOP RUN.

(1 line)

My theory is that we can use this to change the date thus making COBOCOP
happy, but my attempts accidentally crashed COBOPERATOR1, and got me
banned by COBOLORD. No more play for me :frowning:

Come all... save Ruby from this menace!

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On 8/11/2010 5:19 PM, Walton Hoops wrote:

On 8/11/2010 4:25 PM, Javier wrote:
  

On Aug 11, 3:15 pm, Gregory Brown <gregory.t.br...@gmail.com> wrote:
  

On Aug 11, 5:51 pm, Joel VanderWerf <joelvanderw...@gmail.com> wrote:

Gregory Brown wrote:
      

The evil #COBOTS have taken over the programming world and aim to rule
it with an iron fist.
        
COllaborative roBOTS ???
[http://lims.mech.northwestern.edu/\]
      

Sadly, I doubt that these robots are collaborative. They are COBOL
Robots. Pair programming was not popular in the past, so I doubt it
will be in the future.
    

#COBOTS on irc.freenode.net has mean bots that yell at you when you
try to say anything! Not cool, COBOTS. Not cool.

Indeed. COBOPERATOR1 liked my COBOL program, but said he can't play
with me till COBOCOP says it's ok. Then he really got upset when I
threatened to kill COBOCOP.

Does right now really seem like a good idea to collect a large number
of Ruby programmers in a room for 'reprogramming?'. Not to me. We
must keep the Ruby Resistance underground.

Folks, I really wish that I was getting my huckster game on right
now. But there is no product to sell, there is no event to attend,
there is no product to buy. Only creepy messages from the future that
usually level-headed folks like myself would ignore. But I am not
ignoring them.

-greg

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On Aug 11, 6:21 pm, andrew mcelroy <sophri...@gmail.com> wrote:

On Wed, Aug 11, 2010 at 5:02 PM, Walton Hoops <m...@waltonhoops.com> wrote:
> On 8/11/2010 3:29 PM, Alex Stahl wrote:

>> Sounds like an IRC channel.

> Or a BBS

Or a Conference... I see what you did