Chunky Bacon

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Joe

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Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Joe

???

Chunky Bacon.. WTF!?

Nonsense Poertry. Advanced Dadaism in Computer Literature?
   -tim

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!
Chunky bacon!

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On Tue, 2006-10-24 at 17:49 +0900, Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Joe

For the same reason that "42", %w(foo bar baz quux) and Godot all make
sense?

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Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Maybe it's a spoonerism of "bunky chacon," which I suppose would be a counterfeit violin concerto.

I think I saw chunky bacon on sale at Tesco last week

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On 10/24/06, Farauanu Ovidiu <ovidiugabriel@gmail.com> wrote:

Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:
> WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?
>
> Joe
>
???

Tim Becker wrote:

Nonsense Poertry. Advanced Dadaism in Computer Literature?

OMG. YOU JUST BROKE CHUNKY BACON.

The chunkier the better. Chunky bacon is always the best bacon.

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On 10/24/06, Aria Stewart <aredridel@nbtsc.org> wrote:

On Tue, 2006-10-24 at 17:49 +0900, Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:
> WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

--
Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather
than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always
astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from
our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the
contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has
not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist.

- Prokhor Zakharov

Aria Stewart wrote:

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On Tue, 2006-10-24 at 17:49 +0900, Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!
Chunky bacon!

...and eggs and chunky bacon!

--
       vjoel : Joel VanderWerf : path berkeley edu : 510 665 3407

David Roberts wrote:

Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Joe

For the same reason that "42", %w(foo bar baz quux) and Godot all make
sense?

quux makes sense?

i always wondered what came after baz!

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On 10/24/06, David Roberts <smartgpx@gmail.com> wrote:

Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:
> WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?
>
> Joe

For the same reason that "42", %w(foo bar baz quux) and Godot all make
sense?

I think I saw chunky bacon on sale at Tesco last week

<homer>
mmmm chunky...
</homer>

Leslie Viljoen wrote:

The chunkier the better. Chunky bacon is always the best bacon.

Unless it becomes so chunky as to be considered Ham.
ChunkyBacon > Bacon
ChunkyBacon > Ham

It takes a watchful eye to cook chunky bacon when one is used to slim,
however. One must approach chunky bacon with caution.

Joel VanderWerf wrote:

Aria Stewart wrote:

WTF, I ask. I know it's in why's Poignant guide, but...WTF?

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!

Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon! Chunky bacon!
Chunky bacon!

...and eggs and chunky bacon!

Ruby-red eggs and ham!

Out-foxed again, eh?

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On Tue, 2006-10-24 at 17:49 +0900, Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE wrote:

Quoting from "Hacker's Dictionary," 1982 ASCII Edition:

QUUX [Invented by Steele. Mythically, from the Latin semi-deponent
    verb QUUXO, QUUXARE, QUUXANDUM IRI; noun form variously QUUX
    (plural QUUCES, Anglicized to QUUXES) and QUUXU (genitive plural is
    QUUHUUM, four U's in seven letters).] 1. Originally, a meta-word
    like FOO and FOOBAR. Invented by Steele for precisely this
    purpose. 2. interj. See FOO; however, denotes very little disgust,
    and is uttered mostly for the sake of the sound of it. 3. n.
    Refers to one of three people who went to Boston Latin School and
    eventually to MIT:
         THE GREAT QUUX: Guy L. Steele Jr.
         THE LESSER QUUX: David J. Littleboy
         THE MEDIOCRE QUUX: Alan P. Swide
    (This taxonomy is said to be similarly applied to three Frankston
    brothers at MIT.) QUUX, without qualification, usually refers to
    The Great Quux, who is somewhat infamous for light verse and for
    the "Crunchly" cartoons. 4. QUULI: adj. Of or pertaining to a
    QUUL. 5. n. The Micro Quux (Sam Lewis).

Regards, Morton

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On Oct 24, 2006, at 1:23 PM, M. Edward (Ed) Borasky wrote:

quux makes sense?

Futhermore...what exactly IS chunky bacon? Bacon cut up into chunks, or
bacon with chunks in it (and wtf would the chunks be?)?

Joe

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Morton Goldberg wrote:

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On Oct 24, 2006, at 1:23 PM, M. Edward (Ed) Borasky wrote:

quux makes sense?

Quoting from "Hacker's Dictionary," 1982 ASCII Edition:

QUUX [Invented by Steele. Mythically, from the Latin semi-deponent
   verb QUUXO, QUUXARE, QUUXANDUM IRI; noun form variously QUUX
   (plural QUUCES, Anglicized to QUUXES) and QUUXU (genitive plural is
   QUUHUUM, four U's in seven letters).] 1. Originally, a meta-word
   like FOO and FOOBAR. Invented by Steele for precisely this
   purpose. 2. interj. See FOO; however, denotes very little disgust,
   and is uttered mostly for the sake of the sound of it. 3. n.
   Refers to one of three people who went to Boston Latin School and
   eventually to MIT:
        THE GREAT QUUX: Guy L. Steele Jr.
        THE LESSER QUUX: David J. Littleboy
        THE MEDIOCRE QUUX: Alan P. Swide
   (This taxonomy is said to be similarly applied to three Frankston
   brothers at MIT.) QUUX, without qualification, usually refers to
   The Great Quux, who is somewhat infamous for light verse and for
   the "Crunchly" cartoons. 4. QUULI: adj. Of or pertaining to a
   QUUL. 5. n. The Micro Quux (Sam Lewis).

Regards, Morton

Guy Steele makes sense?

<ducking>

I asked Widipedia. Chunky bacon just redirected me to the entry for
Why's (poignant) Guide to Ruby. I'm sure that is not what you're
after. So I broke down the query into "chunky" and "bacon"

chunky:

bacon:

So, using the power of synthetic reasoning ...

chunky bacon:
Chunky Bacon is a cut of meat taken from the sides, back or belly of a
pig and then packaged into a packed pixel frame buffer organization.
Bacon pixels are packaged together into a bacon byte. Typical
configurations in the local grocers include the 12 bacon pixel per
byte frame buffer, and the 20 bacon pixel per byte frame buffer.

Hope this clarifies things :slight_smile:

TwP

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On 10/25/06, Joe Ruby MUDCRAP-CE <joeat303@yahoo.com> wrote:

Futhermore...what exactly IS chunky bacon? Bacon cut up into chunks, or
bacon with chunks in it (and wtf would the chunks be?)?

Joe

<launching reply and shifting position rapidly>

As much sense as you're going get from a discussion like this one.

Regards, Morton

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On Oct 24, 2006, at 5:10 PM, M. Edward (Ed) Borasky wrote:

Morton Goldberg wrote:

On Oct 24, 2006, at 1:23 PM, M. Edward (Ed) Borasky wrote:

quux makes sense?

Quoting from "Hacker's Dictionary," 1982 ASCII Edition:

QUUX [Invented by Steele. Mythically, from the Latin semi-deponent
   verb QUUXO, QUUXARE, QUUXANDUM IRI; noun form variously QUUX
   (plural QUUCES, Anglicized to QUUXES) and QUUXU (genitive plural is
   QUUHUUM, four U's in seven letters).] 1. Originally, a meta-word
   like FOO and FOOBAR. Invented by Steele for precisely this
   purpose. 2. interj. See FOO; however, denotes very little disgust,
   and is uttered mostly for the sake of the sound of it. 3. n.
   Refers to one of three people who went to Boston Latin School and
   eventually to MIT:
        THE GREAT QUUX: Guy L. Steele Jr.
        THE LESSER QUUX: David J. Littleboy
        THE MEDIOCRE QUUX: Alan P. Swide
   (This taxonomy is said to be similarly applied to three Frankston
   brothers at MIT.) QUUX, without qualification, usually refers to
   The Great Quux, who is somewhat infamous for light verse and for
   the "Crunchly" cartoons. 4. QUULI: adj. Of or pertaining to a
   QUUL. 5. n. The Micro Quux (Sam Lewis).

Guy Steele makes sense?

<ducking>